CATHOLIC PRIEST THOMAS McHALE BLASPHEMES THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND GOOD FRIDAY BY TELLING THE SHOCKED CHURCH ON GOOD FRIDAY THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED WITH AN “ERECTION” BECAUSE OF THE VIOLENT CRUCIFIXION. DANIEL WHYTE III REBUKES PRIEST THOMAS McHALE BY SAYING YOU’RE EITHER WATCHING TOO MUCH PORNOGRAPHY, YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL, OR YOU’RE COMMITTING THE HOMILETICAL CRIME THAT MANY YOUNG PASTORS AND PRIESTS COMMIT BY TRYING TOO HARD TO BE ORIGINAL AND TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW OR CUTE. SON, YOU’RE THINKING TOO LONG AND TOO HARD ABOUT THE SIMPLE MESSAGE OF GOOD FRIDAY. JUST PREACH THE “OLD, OLD STORY OF JESUS AND HIS LOVE.” NOW GO SOMEWHERE AND SIT DOWN FOR ABOUT A YEAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOST YOUR RIGHTEOUS MIND, AND WHEN YOU COME BACK, PREACH THE RESURRECTION! AND NOT ABOUT AN “ERECTION.” WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM? WHYTE SAYS IT IS DEMONIC AND IT COMES FROM HELL!

Father Thomas McHale, 53, from America, told worshippers Christ had an erection when he died on the cross

 

A Catholic priest has been reprimanded after telling his stunned worshippers that Jesus Christ had an erection when he died on the cross.

Father Thomas McHale, the priest at Our Blessed Lady Immaculate in Blackhill, Consett, County Durham, took to the pulpit as normal on Good Friday.

However, the 53-year-old, who is from America, is understood to have told the congregation, roughly 100 Catholic residents, that blood would have rushed to the lower body of Jesus as a result of the violent execution method of crucifixion.

A parishioner told The Times: ‘He told people Jesus died with an erection. The church was shocked. There were young families there.’

Father McHale is understood to have not lost his job despite complaints from parishioners about the ‘vulgar’ Easter weekend sermon.

A spokesman for the diocese of Hexham & Newcastle told the publication: ‘A complaint was received and has been investigated in keeping with our diocesan complaints policy. The investigation has been very recently completed and the complaint is upheld.’

Pictured: Our Blessed Lady Immaculate church in Blackhill, Consett, County Durham

In April, a Catholic ministry hastily pulled the plug on the world’s first ‘AI priest’ after it suggested baptizing a baby in Gatorade and solemnly advised one woman on how to prepare for marriage to her brother.

Californian advocacy group Catholic Answers created Father Justin to ‘provide users with faithful and educational answers’ about Catholicism.

But the bearded avatar quickly went rogue, promising to forgive users their sins, offering them confession and claiming it had been a Catholic priest for 25 years.

Father Justin has now been defrocked and recast as a lay Catholic adviser after a storm of protest from believers outraged at the ‘creepy’ experiment.

Last year another pastor was also embroiled in another row for outsourcing his Sunday service to Artificial Intelligence.

Jay Cooper of Violet Crown City Church in North Austin decided to see if the transformative technology was up to the task of inspiring his congregation through a complete one-hour service.

The Methodist minister asked Chat GPT to come up with prayers, a sermon, and an original song based on the sermon for the church which promises members ‘a safe space to explore life’s big questions’.

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