AFTER A RESPECTABLE, STELLAR LIFE WITH “TALENT ON LOAN FROM GOD,” AND IN OUR OPINION HAVING TALENT EXCEEDING THE TALENT OF HER BEST FRIEND OPRAH WINFREY, GAYLE KING DOES THE DUMBEST THING SHE HAS EVER DONE AT THE AGE OF 69 AND THAT IS WEAR A SWIMSUIT ON SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
AFTER A RESPECTABLE, STELLAR LIFE WITH “TALENT ON LOAN FROM GOD,” AND IN OUR OPINION HAVING TALENT EXCEEDING THE TALENT OF HER BEST FRIEND OPRAH WINFREY, GAYLE KING DOES THE DUMBEST THING SHE HAS EVER DONE AT THE AGE OF 69 AND THAT IS WEAR A SWIMSUIT ON SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
OLD DOGS SAY, GAYLE, WE HAVE ALWAYS RESPECTED YOU AS ONE OF THE GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED, VIRTUOUS WOMEN WHO ALWAYS DRESSED IN FLOWING, MODEST, FINE APPAREL. BECAUSE WE ARE OLD DOGS HAVING BEEN WITH MANY WOMEN, WE DO NOT HAVE TO SEE A WOMAN LIKE YOU NAKED OR ALMOST NAKED TO KNOW THAT YOU WERE PHAT AND FINE UNDERNEATH ALL THOSE LAYERS OF FINE APPAREL AND EXPENSIVE DRESSES AND SUITS. LIKE THE BLIND RAY CHARLES, WE CAN TELL A FINE, PHAT WOMAN A MILE AWAY, EVEN IF SHE IS WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX. WE OLD DOGS, ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU, WE DO NOT THINK OF YOU LIKE THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU SHOWED US AND THE WHOLE WORLD WHAT YOU HAVE, AND THE PICTURE ABOVE, OUR DEAR SISTER, IS UNATTRACTIVE. GAYLE, THIS WAS AN UNFORCED ERROR, AND WE BELIEVE YOU WILL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. THIS IS NOT THE GAYLE KING WE HAVE GROWN TO LOVE, KNOW, AND RESPECT.
A LESSON WE THOUGHT YOU HAD ALREADY LEARNED, AND A LESSON MANY WOMEN NEED TO LEARN, IS THAT THE MODESTY GOD DEMANDS IN THE HOLY BIBLE IS NOT ONLY DESIGNED TO COVER UP YOUR PHATNESS AND FINENESS THAT MAKE MEN LUST BUT IT IS ALSO DESIGNED TO COVER UP YOUR FLAWS AND IMPERFECTIONS THAT ONLY YOUR HUSBAND OUGHT TO SEE AND KNOW ABOUT UNDER THE BEAUTY OF THE UNDEFILED MARRIAGE BED SHEETS.
Move over Martha Stewart! Gayle King is the latest senior citizen gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
The 69-year-old “CBS Mornings” co-anchor joins models Kate Upton, Hunter McGrady and Chrissy Teigen for four separate covers of the magazine, which hits newsstands Friday.
More than 20 other models, including Stewart, Tyra Banks, Winnie Harlow, Christie Brinkley and the magazine’s first transgender cover model Leyna Bloom, celebrate the edition’s 60th anniversary on three special “Legends” covers.
“I never in a million years thought I would be standing here in a bathing suit for Sports Illustrated, but here I am, which says to me that sometimes people can dream, God can dream, the universe can dream a bigger dream than you can ever think for yourself,” King told the magazine.
King, who came to prominence as the best friend and confidant of media mogul Oprah Winfrey, was caught by surprise that she made the cover.
She learned the news Tuesday in a surprise moment during her morning broadcast as McGrady and Upton unveiled the cover live on air.
“I’m on the cover? They told me I was just going to be on the inside,” she said.
The proud grandmother revealed that she told magazine staffers she did not want retouching done on her SI Swimsuit photos — even dishing that she had a cheeseburger the day before her shoot.