WATCH! THE “HAWK TUAH” GIRL CRAZE (OR THE SPITTING ON A MAN’S PENIS GIRL CRAZE) IS THE RESULT OF A PORNOGRAPHIC “ADDICTED,” CHILD MOLESTING, JUDAS-LAODICEAN PASTORATE AND CHURCH THAT HAS LED TO A SICK PORNOGRAPHIC, CHILD MOLESTING NATION . . .
THE “HAWK TUAH” GIRL CRAZE (OR THE SPITTING ON A MAN’S PENIS GIRL CRAZE) IS THE RESULT OF A PORNOGRAPHIC “ADDICTED,” CHILD MOLESTING, JUDAS-LAODICEAN PASTORATE AND CHURCH THAT HAS LED TO A SICK PORNOGRAPHIC, CHILD MOLESTING NATION, THAT HAS LED TO A SICK PORNOGRAPHIC, CHILD MOLESTING WORLD, WHICH HAS ALSO ACCEPTED THE ABOMINATION OF SODOMY/HOMOSEXUALITY. FOR THE ENTIRE NATION (MOSTLY PORNO-ADDICTED HORNY MEN) TO CELEBRATE A GIRL WHO IS BARELY A WOMAN SPITTING ON A MAN’S PENIS SHOWS WHAT PORNOGRAPHY HAS DONE TO AMERICA IN A VERY SHORT TIME. AS ISAIAH SAID, “THE WHOLE HEAD IS SICK.” ALL MEN GOING GA-GA OVER THIS NAIVE, IGNORANT, “INNOCENT” COUNTRY GIRL, PROBABLY OVER A DRUNKEN, FOOLISH, STUPID STATEMENT, INCLUDING THE LIKES OF ZACH BRYAN AND SHAQ, OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES FOR GETTING CAUGHT UP IN THIS INSANE FOOLISHNESS, DISRESPECTING HER FATHER, WHEN NO FATHER, INCLUDING ZACH AND SHAQ, WOULD WANT THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BECOME FAMOUS AND RICH OVER SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING MOSTLY DONE BY PORNOGRAPHY ACTORS AND IN REALITY SHE PROBABLY HAS NEVER DONE IT HERSELF, UNLESS SOME PORNO-ADDICTED FREAK MADE HER DO IT, OR SHE SAW IT ON A PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO. IN FACT, THIS POOR YOUNG LADY SEEMED SO NAIVE, IGNORANT, AND “INNOCENT,” WHICH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO OLD, HORNY DOGS, THAT SHE MAY STILL EVEN BE A VIRGIN. ZACH, SHAQ, AND ALL OTHER WICKED, HORNY MEN NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO THIS GIRL’S FATHER AND MOTHER AND THEY OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE TO THEIR OWN DAUGHTERS FOR ENDORSING THIS INSANE, ASSININE, SHOOTING STAR FOOLISHNESS. SHE HAS ADMITTED THAT SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE KNOWN FOR THIS AS THIS WILL NOT BE A GOOD LOOK ON HER WEDDING DAY.
BY THE WAY, NO ONE, MALE OR FEMALE, SHOULD PROMOTE THIS DISGUSTING PORNOGRAPHIC PRACTICE GIVING YOUNG WOMEN THE FALSE IDEA THAT SOMEHOW SPITTING ON A MAN’S PRIZED PENIS WILL TURN HIM ON WHEN, IN FACT, FOR MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE, THEY WILL SEE THAT AS A FORM OF DISRESPECT, AND IT MAY TRIGGER SOME DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WITH A SLAP UPSIDE THE WOMAN’S HEAD, AND THEN THE MAN WILL SAY, YOU CAN DO A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WITH IT, BUT YOU CAN’T SPIT ON IT! NOTE: WE PUT THE WORD “ADDICTED” IN QUOTATION MARKS BECAUSE THIS PUBLICATION HAS STATED BEFORE THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “PORN ADDICTION” FOR A BORN-AGAIN-SAVED CHRISTIAN. FOR IF A CHRISTIAN PERSON CAN WATCH PORNOGRAPHY WITHOUT CONVICTION, GUILT, AND REPENTANCE, THEY ARE NOT A BORN-AGAIN-SAVED CHRISTIAN. PERIOD! FULL STOP!
For those who have not been living under a rock, the Hawk Tuah Girl seems to be everywhere.
Like a clarion call, a siren’s song, the bell has been rung, the words have been spoken, “You gotta give ‘im that hawk tuah! And spit on that thang!”
But what exactly is this not-so-cryptic locution? And who was the young woman from whose mind it originally sprung?